Get your kid on the double!
If not, you will surely find
yourself in an angry, messy bind!
Every time I ignored the quiet
resulted in "Oh, Lord! A riot!"
If they're silent when you call,
they're over there coloring a wall,
drowning your phone in bath water
or leading your jewelry to slaughter.
So if you don't hear anything,
hurry! Find out what they're doing!
This post is linked with Cate's Six Word Saturday.